Status Updates From 萤幕拍档

“Do you think he’s been watching us?”
“Maybe he’s afraid of us suddenly getting up and doing it,” answered Ruka, like it was nothing.
Xu Zheyi was shocked, “Getting up and doing it?”
“Well, I got hard the moment I saw you.”

At least he's honest.

Next time, he thought in his heart, he would refuse Ruka next time.
Without realizing it, each time ‘next time’ came, he would always put it off until next time.
Unwittingly, Ruka had visited 36 times, walked the dog 34 times, mooched 27 meals, napped on the couch 13 times, and he played eight video games with Xu Zheyi to completion.

Don't worry, there's always next time.

“Are you a premature ejaculator?”
“Hey!” Xu Zheyi began protesting.
“Good thing you’re a bottom. If you were a straight guy, how could you ever find a girlfriend?” Xiang’s cold words of ‘comfort’ were not only completely unhelpful, they were like a knife mercilessly stabbed into Xu Zheyi’s heart.
[..]"It’s better to be sensitive than a dead fish," chimed the photographer, interrupting the two of them.

Facts.

well, novel updates claims it's smutty&funny&easy read tho i don't have too big expectation