Status Updates From Trick (Foolish Kingdoms, #1)

Can’t believe I am making this a DNF halfway through but I just could not finish it and had no desire to. Maybe the audiobook was the problem

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES THIS MOFO GET A POV

‘And everything exploded’
What did someone drop a fireball on the Bower?

I think what this is suffering from is a glut of too many things. Too many metaphors too many euphemisms, too much of the same description. Please, someone take an axe to it 😭

How is this not over. 🥲

I swear to god if this ends in a cliff hanger… *throws shit out the window*

But what if you just… ran away somewhere else?

There is no reason for this book to be almost 500 pages long

Does she not bruise??? Because girlie pop would have like a dozen VERY obvious hickies by this point.

Ya know. I think I would have enjoyed this more 7-10 years ago.

Eugh

Pls stop using the word humid I’m begging you

Lol okay Darcy 😂

T god he called her tf out