Status Updates From It's Getting Harder and Har...

"Time broke me but I was the fool
to count on something when I'm no good at math."

"I AM Batman. AND The Joker.
Minus the mask, plus the vagina."

Yesssssss. <3

"She sinks into herself and hitches a ride on echoes of ego"

"I don’t remember much
But I remember that
Her last words to me were:
“You’ve completely lost it"

"two of them get into a car and try to follow
but i've seen drive with ryan gosling 10 times
i lose them easily"

"how quickly things change

three days ago
I considered
going on a shooting rampage taking out as many as
possible

two days ago
I considered
nuking the whole earth

yesterday
I consiteded figuring out a way to destroy
the whole universe

then today
I met her
and
I am loving life again


everything’s great"


AH! MY HEART. This is so cute. I love it so much.

"there’s only one michael phelps!"

<3

"No time for visiting clouds
When you're born into the gutter."

"Nothing breaks
like boys pretending
to be men"

"Simple men never laugh
while fucking
and that’s pretty fucking funny
to me"

This is one of my very favorite lines ever written by you, Casey, and one of my very favorite lines I've ever read at all.

"I am not a ghost yet
but you are already boring me
in the afterlife"

"One casket to hold all these personalities?
Ha! Who planned this funeral?!"

huh.. well that was interesting. like peering into the mind of jack torrance, if he was... even crazier, but not in a hotel? some poems are odd, some are disturbing, some give you the huh-whats afterward... but you have to like when an author and illustrator of disturbia use hallmark greeting cards to leave a personalized note with your prize. ;)

wow

I ain't no one's sidekick-
I AM Batman. AND The Joker.
Minus the mask, plus the vagina.

i get in my car

two of them get into a car and try to follow
but i've seen Drive with Ryan Gosling like 10 times
i lose them easily

“Indecent exposure! I'm calling the police!”
I take off

Now I’m dashing through the park Clipping
children’s kite strings
Ha ha, that’s what you get, you little freaks!

woah, holy shit
tidal wave!
must be a few hundred feet
woahh
haha this is wow, crazy
but no problem, no problemo
it’s no big thing, no big deal, no biggie

ur the fucking best
remember
positivity breeds positivity
fake it until you make it
you’re worth it! yeah!
life is great
don’t worry, great
in and out in and out
yeah,
happy thoughts

Here’s a mirror
for you to kiss good-bye
the one you love the most

In those days,
I had nothing
but a baby on my hip
and Prozac on my tongue
I still have nothing
but shaky hands and better posture
But in the end,
he wasn’t hard to kill
I just put up more mirrors around the place

Simple men never laugh
while fucking
and that’s pretty fucking funny
to me

Everything was beautiful the day you died