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The term Alpha (referring to manly men, not military) has been used at least ten times already. I haven’t checked but this feels like it was written at least ten years ago. Who calls men alphas anymore without losing their lunch?

Clearing out some audiobooks I got during stuff your earbuds day…they are all pretty terrible. Notable quote from this one less than five minutes in:

She slid her fingers between her moist folds and flicked her needy bean

Throw this one in the bin with the rest. 🗑️

Sop… u gotta understand… it’s a free and short audiobook and I need to reach my goal… and this narrator sounds like he ate gravel (in the best way) 🤗

DNFing. Too ridiculous of a beginning.