Status Updates From Mated to the Alien Warriors...

I was hoping for less of the trembling innocent virgin but I was not going all the way for a having sex with a random on the first paragraph either ... 🤣🤣

This story must have been so challenging to write!

"Ryder, Adrihan and Xzavic are still so far away. If I was truly so important to them, why haven’t they come for me?"
Ummmmm could it be because you left them

Still hate the word hotly

The White House is still standing, is now a hospital. Because DC needed yet another hospital on top of Georgetown, GW, and Sibley on that side of town.

Explain to me how the Louvre is supposed to still be a thing thousands of years in the future

"And if we can’t stop him here, where will he strike next? There are thousands upon thousands of earth planets in the Toad, Human, and Aurelian Empires."
By Earth planets do you mean the planet called Earth

"I shudder, as I imagine how beastly Ryder is going to look covered in tribal tattoos."
Well that's not racist at all

OMG really are you doing this

Again with the bulrushing

I don't know that I believe this chick is such a hard ass

Whit, not wit

Oh so you're either a virgin to these guys, or you should be having babies. That look is not attractive.

Tell me more about how beautiful your planet is because I don't think I've yet grasped that this will be the planet killer's next target.

I guess Grant is the snitch?

"I had the highest arrest rate as a Constable-"
Yeah that's not necessarily a good thing