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Millie Swainson
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Typical old people ruining everything.
— 18 hours, 24 min ago
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Millie Swainson
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Most of these pages were taken up by massive pictures.
— Sep 19, 2026 03:44AM
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Millie Swainson
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How many more chapters about collecting balloons are we going to get?
— Sep 18, 2026 07:06AM
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Millie Swainson
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Finally a longish chapter.
— Sep 17, 2026 02:47AM
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Millie Swainson
is on page 243 of 478
How come Matron hasn’t died from consuming so many sleeping pills?
— Sep 16, 2026 02:09AM
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Millie Swainson
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I lowkey hope Amber dies.
— Sep 15, 2026 01:59AM
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Millie Swainson
is on page 228 of 478
Try to find one likeable character challenge: impossible.
— Sep 14, 2026 01:55AM
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Millie Swainson
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I should be reading books from my uni reading list but instead I’m reading a stupid kids’ book.
— Sep 12, 2026 03:20AM
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Millie Swainson
is on page 209 of 478
I hope I never have to stay in a hospital overnight.
— Sep 11, 2026 10:30AM
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Millie Swainson
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Why does the illustration of Tootsie kind of look like a racist cartoon?
— Sep 10, 2026 03:20AM
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Millie Swainson
is on page 191 of 478
Why are the kids bullying a girl who’s literally dying of cancer 😭
— Sep 09, 2026 02:36AM
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Millie Swainson
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Why does David Walliams find it impossible to write chapters over 3 pages long?
— Sep 08, 2026 06:14AM
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Millie Swainson
is on page 180 of 478
Why is Amber so insufferable omg
— Sep 07, 2026 03:14AM
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Millie Swainson
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Dilly reminds me of the woman who used to clean our flat in our first year of uni.
— Sep 06, 2026 08:54AM
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