Status Updates From The Enchanted Sonata

Wouldn’t it be funny if Johann was married already?

A female lead who doesn’t take the prince’s spotlight? Who doesn’t make his life harder by being ornery and contrary at every opportunity? Who doesn’t take forever to figure out what’s going on? Clara, where have you been all my life?

Look, it’s not like I’m saying I need Johann to be a jerk or anything. I just need Clara to deem him to be boring in comparison to the Nutcracker Prince.