Status Updates From Sharkantula (B-Movie Novels...

Oh well, I wasn't expecting a literary masterpiece. Obviously. But this is really quite bad. And that's coming from someone who once read a book in which a somewhat desperate baker made a life-size gingerbread man for herself, and then the thing somehow came alive and they were having sex. While he was dirty-talking. In rhymes.

Yes, I've got issues.

“You need to eat,” he said. “If you go even an hour after feeding time, you become violent and mean.”
Peyton cracked a smile and shook her head. “You know, you are an asshole. You really are.”