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The Second Principle of Jordanetics is this: God is the Balance between Good and Evil.

So given these contradictions, what exactly does “Being” mean in
Jordanetics? It means acting correctly.

It is very clear that whatever Peterson means by “Being”, it is something very different than an “ideal form” or a “determiner of entities” as defined by Heidegger.

Chapter Seven
The Bad Math of Balance


“Did I fail any classes in university? I had to retake Stats. I wasn't
good at Stats. I got it eventually…”
—Dr. Jordan Peterson

Chapter Six
The Lobster of Mediocrity


Like Dante’s Inferno, Peterson’s Dominance Hierarchy appears to have a number of circles or levels through which some special people are capable of transmigrating, while others are condemned permanently to their assigned realm.

Peterson’s philosophy shares a number of components with that of
esoteric religious figures, including L. Ron Hubbard, Aleister Crowley and Helena Blavatsky

Jordan Peterson is also complete whack job. He is mentally ill

Secondly, Peterson is sloppy with his scholarship and citations.

Peterson is, by his own admission, a non-confrontational coward by
nature. Page 77

Chapter Five
Who Is the Real Jordan Peterson?

Now, I am no Aristotle or Aquinas, but I do happen to be one of the
bestselling political philosophers alive, I was a National Merit Finalist, I was a member of Mensa, and I possess an IQ that falls between the third and fourth standard deviations

"Chapter Four
The Exodus



…so it’s entirely obvious that Jordan Peterson could not possibly have gone 600 hours without sleep, whether he was drinking apple cider or smoking methamphetamine.

Chapter Three
The Video Indictment



"I’m a media whore, you know."
—Dr. Jordan Peterson

Chapter Two
Postulants of the 12-Rule Path


One of the most remarkable things about Jordan Peterson is the
stubbornly blind faith in him exhibited by so many of his followers

I think psychotherapy is about as scientifically legitimate as astrology.

He explained that this diet, in addition to curing his lifelong depression and anxiety, had also restored his energy, eliminated his gastric reflux, his snoring, his inability to get up in the mornings, his psoriasis, his gingivitis, the floaters in his right eye, the numbness of his legs, his gum disease, and his mood swings.

However, only six years later, Jordan Peterson publicly announced on
the Joe Rogan show that he was no longer taking his medication due to the miraculous consequences of his ketogenic diet.

It’s readily apparent that Peterson has not succeeded in kicking his habit of habitual lying.

Peterson readily acknowledges that he, and a number of his family
members, suffer from significant clinical depression and anxiety.

Peterson’s narcissism means that his rules for life are literally his rules
for his own life. Not yours and not mine.

Given his customary ignorance, it probably will not surprise the reader
to learn that Jordan Peterson began his public series of lectures on the Bible without bothering to read it first


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The fact that a Canadian was offering unsolicited advice to Americans
on the composition of their highest legal institution was bad enough. [Bret Kavanaugh case]

Contrary to popular opinion, the twelve rules as written are not the
primary message of the Peterson’s bestseller. In fact, the twelve rules, taken at face value, are not even a relevant part of the true message. Each rule is both a metaphor and a lie.
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In other words, you aren’t allowed to criticize the state of the culture
today without being instantly stamped with one of the three unholy identities: racist, sexist, homophobic

American society is in tatters, and from Millennials to Baby Boomers,
Americans find themselves staring in dismay at the crumbling infrastructure, the rampant obesity, the shameless degeneracy, the increasing incivility, the political divide, and the breakdown of the family that surrounds them. They are seeking any port in a storm, yet finding nothing. Page 21

The author has 1.6 million YouTube subscribers, 904,000 Twitter followers, and a Patreon account believed to bring in over $100,000 per month in donations.

Having confirmed for myself that Jordan Peterson was little more than a Canadian version of Deepak Chopra or L. Ron Hubbard, I was perfectly ready to return to completely ignoring him, but I was unable to do so thanks to his fans.

Chapter One
Enter the Charlatan



"Remember, falsehoods have consequences. That’s what makes them
false."
—Dr. Jordan Peterson

But you can be sure of one thing. Unlike Jordan Peterson, I am not
attempting to deceive, confuse, dazzle, or baffle you. Unlike Jordan Peterson, I am not attempting to change your perspective or your philosophy