Status Updates From Romeo und Julia

i love that all the most famous quotes from this play are said by Juliet (and the Chorus). Mercutio thinks he's so clever but he's getting outwitted outplayed and outlasted by a thirteen-year-old girl

Romeo is so annoying. "first of all how did you get past the giant brick wall, and second my family will 100% kill you if they see you" "the power of love let me fly over the wall <3 and it also makes me bulletproof" BRO. she is asking you a legit question can you lock in please