Status Updates From The Periodic Table

“It had not meant much to me that I was a Jew: within myself, and in my contacts with my Christian friends, I had always considered my origin as an almost negligible but curious fact, a small amusing anomaly… a Jew is somebody who at Christmas does not have a tree, who should not eat salami but eats it all the same, who has learned a bit of Hebrew at thirteen and then has forgotten it.”

Ech waert sparknotes brauchen fir ze wessen ob ech dat buch lo verstaanen hunn oder net

Geschwenn ech kann net mei

Average reading rate 1b30 fir 30 säiten, weini soll ech mech erschéissen?!

*44 weinst der intro