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I really shouldn’t like this as much as I do 🫣

i feel like draco should be less of a bitch by this point.

you know for such smart people they are REALLY stupid

this is boring but he’s sexy so it’s okay

WHAT

"He passed Hannah Abbot on the third floor. Her face paled significantly at the sight of him and she stopped in her tracks, as if considering actually running. He shot her a sneer.

"Boo," he muttered, pushing past her"


el em eff ay yo

"It's done."
"What do you mean?" she hissed. "You're giving up, just like that? After everything...After-"
"I have no choice."
"There's always a choice, Draco."
"No, there isn't!"

i hate to say it but i feel like this is one thing the canon golden trio never understand, and to draw a parallel, olivie blake's hermione in clean handled it very, very well.

every time a british person says happy christmas an angel dies

eyes rolling over here like shut up just fight oh my god

that was kind of sleazy but he was drunk or whatever so im letting it slide

none of that cheasy shit FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

"And he's still royal prick," he added sourly.

"Only for you, Weasel," a cool voice said smoothly from the doorway. "Consider yourself special."

hes so?????????

treating a place like your own house and fucking showering isnt the same thing lmao