Status Updates From Diary of a Wimpy Kid 13: Th...

Luden’s throat drops!! He didn’t mention brand name, but that’s what came to mind.

How do some people not wash their hands after using the bathroom 🤢. Yeah they are kids, but, shouldn’t that be a habit by the time you are in middle school? It’s not like a recent potty trainee who is so excited about using the bathroom that they need to be reminded. Or just needs to be reminded because small children need reminders while learning good habits so that it becomes a habit by middle school!

This kid😂!!! Why do I find some of this stuff so funny?! Although, I said something to my dad on Sunday that sounded like something a kid would say and not a 42 year old female. I don’t know why it popped into my head and then out of my mouth. The wtf (aka, where did her mother and I go wrong with her) look he gave me was well deserved!! I was so tired I started laughing at myself.