Status Updates From The Gift (Crown's Spies, #3)

the heroine is such an airhead that she manages to make every bad decision possible 🫩 If I were him, I’d throw her overboard and let the sharks feast.

the fmc is not only dmb but a walking disaster, anything she touches gets destroyed. it’s really annoying she’s ignorant when it isn’t even her ship and crew!

she’s kinda slow 😅 and it’s my pet peeve

dayymm, this is one of those books I know people WON’T like, but I’m completely HOOKED HAHAHA

Recommending controversial favorites is so hard 😭

this couple is so confusing. one minute they can’t stand each other, the next they’re all smiles and subtle touches. sometimes, both characters are annoying, and somehow I’m STILL EATING IT UP 🤣😭

good Lawd, IS SHE SLOW? 🤦🏻‍♀️ I mean, I like heroines who see the good in people—but not ones who are so naive that they ignore obvious wrongdoing…

Her family literally beats up her aunt, and she still thinks they’re innocent. Like, WHY does she keep defending them and blame the others????

I really want to smack the hero 🤦🏻‍♀️ he is the epitome of HOW TO LOSE A WOMAN 101: keep dismissing her feelings when she’s trying to tell you how to love her properly!!!

N: Why did you know I would want to be married to you?

S: Well, why wouldn’t you? 🤨

N: Why wouldn’t I?

S: Nathan, I’m everything a husband would want in a wife.

I LOVE MY CONFIDENT QUEEN 👸🏼👏🏻

WHY DOES HE KEEP GRABBING HER HAIR. THIS MAN UGHH 👹

ty Lord, FINALLY, a heroine who isn’t insufferable, reactive, and arrogant for no reason! 😭 I love when heroines are empathetic, thoughtful, and are supportive partners too!!!

ohhh the classic “only one 🛏️” trope hits different when he chooses the outer side to keep her safe, and cuddles to keep her warm!! 😋👌🏻

N: And how did you think this marriage was going to go along?

S: I supposed that it would always be my duty to tell you what I wanted.

N: And?

S: And it would always be your duty to get it for me. You’re supposed to cherish me, Nathan.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ahhh I get now why she’s mad. Yes, it’s reasonable 🤣 WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG TO GET HER, NATHAN??!!!

I don’t get it. What “sins were to mortal ever to be forgiven at all” did he commit??? the man practically saved her and her aunts life, yes, he did conceal his identity for good reasons, but that’s not enough reason to get mad at him. i think she’s being unreasonable 🤷🏻‍♀️

I like when old people get their own romance too

She thought she was scaring them off, completely unaware her husband was secretly tailing her, and frightening every bad guy in sight HAHAHAHA 🤣😭

He wants to kidnap her, she wants to be kidnapped by him, but neither of them knows they want the same thing HAHAHA 🤣😭

this is literally like montague vs capulet 🤣

oh I see why this would be controversial 😂 but heyyy it is historical romance

“He made up his mind that he would just have to suffer through any embarrassment she forced on him.” 😂

i hate how mean he is to her, i hate the loud misogyny (i don’t care if it’s historically accurate, this is a romance book and i simply do not want to read about it), and i hate the situation she’s been put in!