Status Updates From His Wicked Wish (Cinderella...

“Why? Am I disturbing you?”
At the half smile on her face, all the blood in his brain rushed to his groin. “Indeed you are. But if you close the door, I can take care of that quickly enough.” He moved aside the papers and patted the scarred surface of the desk. “Right here.”
Her eyes widened as she caught his meaning. "No! This warehouse is filthy.”
“So are my thoughts right now."

very subtle 👌😬

He was grinning at her again, the deep indentations that bracketed his mouth making him revoltingly handsome. “Devious rascal! You’re naught but a strutting cock, showing your dimples and flashing your pretty smile to charm every woman you meet!”
“Have you been gazing at my lips, Miss Swann? They can be yours to enjoy if you so desire.”
“I’d rather kiss a slimy toad.”

they are so meant for each other 😂

I must object to being labeled a trickster when it was you who tricked me—and all those other fellows.We were the victims of your ruse.”
“Victim?You’re a filthy, pig-headed jackanapes, that’s what.A nasty,arrogant clodpate!”
“I’ve never before been cursed by a Shakespearean actress.I must compliment you on your phraseology.”
Humor still played at the corners of his mouth.He found her tirade amusing.Amusing.
😂

I'm only finishing this stupid book so I can find out what will turn out to be a truly stupid secret