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her argument currently consists of 'now imagine an IKEA 2000 years in the future, the fake archaeologist I've made up in my mind to agree with me would assume that we were invaded by Swedes'

claiming that 1.5 billion people speaking English is NOT due to any British colonial or 'conquest' activity is genuinely insane. By referencing the Swedes and other north European countries is so purposefully ignorant of WHY they might choose English as a language to learn.
this is a very convincing argument until you think for more than four seconds and watch her expose her purposeful neglect of evidence.

ignore all the evidence just provided there is no evidence

An interesting premise, but the complicated and dense wording of a sociologist isn’t going to convince the average person (even assuming they can make heads or tales of it).