Status Updates From The Wallflower Wager (Girl ...

“In short, you—and your handsome dowry—will be surrounded by financially desperate men. You’ll never have a better chance at snaring one.”

Part of my soul dies every time I read shit like this. Why the fuck would she settle for a financially desperate man!

“I didn’t ruin the Irvings. I merely made it known that I could ruin them, if I so chose.”
She moaned a little.

Girl get a grip 😭

Alexandra you literally fucked your man six ways to heaven before he even thought about proposing you are the last person to speak on the matter

"E talvez o amor não consiga resolver todos os problemas, mas faz as feridas curarem mais rapidamente, com menos cicatrizes."

You know how to keep a secret, don’t you?"

The murderous rage that shot through me right now was insane, giving that I don't even know the context of this sentence but I can guess

I had a feeling that parrot used to belong to a whore house it had to be 😭

Let's get this over with

I’m back

"– Posso não saber o que é pobreza, mas isso não quer dizer que eu não saiba o que é dor."