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“The word ‘yellow’ wandered through his mind in search of something to connect it with. Fifteen seconds later he was out of the house and lying in front of a big yellow bulldozer that was advancing up his garden path.”

“And so the problem remained; lots of people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.”

“Most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn’t the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.”