Status Updates From I Know What I Saw: Modern-D...

Ok so Bigfoot is in the bible now. At least according to this author.

"One time me and my friends saw a possom in my yard... and then we pretended it was bigfoot and my friend chased it. He saw bigfoot in my yard guys, I swear!!" - this author (and I wish more than anything that I was kidding. She literally said that there was a possom, but then denies that it was anything but a bigfoot)

Just had to add that if these creatures were real (and could also read), that would be very upset.

That list of "Big Foot" names included so many things that aren't even close. One of them is literally the cover of the book, and looks like an anteater LOL. I cannot with this book. Also how I find out that the JERSEY Devil is apparently in Maryland now. This is giving laziness.

Did she really just put the "idea" out there that "pink quartz" attracts wild felines...? Girl, come on now...

So far half of the chapter about cats has actually been about UFOs, so...

I don't think any of these people realize that coyotes are really not that big and it is frying me 🤣

It's just hilarious that the author put not one, but two stories from this Garrett dude in this book. He is clearly off his rocker.

"The demon dog banged my dog" and "the owl became a bat became a flying dogman". Ok Garrett. Sure thing.

"The story of the evil escaped carnies that drive a black car remind me of upright canines werewolves!" BRO PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE ENOUGHHHHHH 😭

....seriously... back at dogs....

Finally! Something besides werewolves!