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“Paul claimed to like the free pop refills, but Jane suspected he just liked saying “pop“ for trade realness.”

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“Let’s face it” Paul continued. “there really isn’t anything unusual about Tom Jones‘s heteronormative male gaze or his whine of dudely entitlement. Tonya Donnelly reinvigorates Jones’ familiar words, posits an actually unusual expression of desire a girl‘s desire, possibly probably even queer”