Status Updates From Der Pakt: Bis dass der Tod ...

What source is telling Gordon that Jake and JoAnne are having an affair?!!!!! GIRL IMAGINE ITS ALICE?!!!!! THAT SHE WANTS TO GET RID OF JAKE! Because if they’re being surveillanced, wouldn’t they have known these said stories?????

How the tables have turned! Alice being proven so wrong and Jake should be ashamed of himself thinking JoAnne was lying!!!!! She was telling the truth the entire time. A real life pact couple gone missing

What the fu k is Alice saying right now?!!!! How is she flipping the script on Jake?! When he’s trying to save them! GIRL WHAT! ARE YOU MANIPULATING THIS MAN??? Jake omg a whirl of emotions!!!

Lord have mercy on my soul. Alice’s insecurity is insane! Jake is telling the truth and the only thing she can’t look past is the fact that he met up with her BUT FOR GOOD REASON!!!!! I fear Jake is going to be the one killed and Alice remarried or maybe the other way around. Idk Jake knows too much now

Do you see now Jake!? Do you think JoAnne is being paranoid?!!!! Look at what state she’s in! The box!!!! They’re going to kill her!!!!

Does JoAnne not showing up for their meeting mean anything to you now Jake?!!?!!!!
AND DAVE MENTIONING THE HILLSDALE MALL! WAKE THE FUCK UP

After this entire conversation with JoAnne, how the fuck is Jake still questioning her?! EVERYTHING SHE HAS SAID! She is not the same person he remembers from college!!! And questioning if she’s manic or not. I have a feeling JoAnnes “but then you always put women on a pedestal” comment is going to be rather significant

Surely Jake must have a hunch about being followed or else he wouldn’t have left his phone with his receptionist. He tends to forget what the pact is doing but somehow comes back to remember, which is good on his part.

If Vivian forgot to add the annual weigh in into their manual, why on earth is Alice being assigned a trainer. It wasn’t her fault!! They have a lot of powerful people under their belt

A weigh in at a party????? 5% of their marriage weight?! This can’t be real. Alice for being so smart is easily influenced, how the hell is this going to turn out. Also how did JoAnne know Jake was going to Draggers everyday?! Someone is watching them

Okay what Alice’s brothers army recruiter did is absolutely not allowed! He had a documented history of depression and was an addict! How could they accept that in the military ????

What exactly is Alice sacrificing for their marriage?! She is wearing a fucking collar against her will for god knows how long! What is going on with the both of them!? THEY ARE ACTINF OUT OF FEAR! How do they not see this

Ironic Jake saying he’s scared of little airplanes when the beginning of the book starts off with him in one after being knocked unconscious maaaaaaaaaan these folks are all delusional.

Alice in a prison and is calm!!!!! IS SHE BEING BRAINWASHED

Alice telling Jake at the beach that she was happy with the pact and all their interactions is a fat sham. The deep connection she felt with Jake was pure fear. Or is there something more sinister is Alice’s mind. Alice is a smart woman, she knew the tricks of the bracelet. It was all fear

A dark van, restraints, headgear, and violence is cleeely cause for concern. Why is Alice so calm about this??? And the fact that they won’t tell her where she’s going!!!! Does Alice know more than she’s letting on?? She’s being super weird throughout this whole interaction

Alice went to law school for herself, not anyone else. Jake met her when she was already in her second year. Why would he assume she gave it up for him?

Surely Jake did not think it was going to be that easy leaving the pact! Don’t be a fool! I can assure you they didn’t even fully read the contract before signing!

Why is Jake gaslighting himself into thinking everything is okay with the pact??? It was. It FREE therapy Alice received, she had to pay a fine! Or the warnings from JoAnne, or how Vivian knew he had spoken about the pact during Alice’s work party. Jake seriously???