Status Updates From Julip

this poor professor. he's such a don tillman type; not malicious, more inept. i feel bad for him. what has he done??? so far there's only been a string of minor incidents...

the second story is peppered with phrases like "her firm but ample bottom" or "a fine set of breasts" (two separate women) and after the spectacular first narrator i feel a little reluctant to say it but for me the second narrator is not quite my thing. skipping ahead to the third story...

my take: she can handle guys because she's a dog trainer and the skills are transferrable! anyhoo. finished the first story. the ending wasn't some big surprise and there wasn't enough of her brother but the narrator is cool. the three older men are BORING. i might keep going.

I love how the narrator deals with guys. So far to deter men she's pretended to be batshit crazy or an uptight Christian; both scare the shit out of them haha. She's so confident and ballsy!

only planning to read the first novella but i like the narrator so far. and her brother. they're both relatable in different ways! her diary entry was short and sharp in contrast with the regular prose... am hoping there are some more...