Status Updates From Hazel's Theory of Evolution
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lime
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I'm so mad wtf. 34 weeks pregnant, multiple miscarriages, and these parents choose to go on separate trips to bond with each child individually AND they leave the 13 year old in charge of the farm smh
— 7 hours, 15 min ago
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lime
is 78% done
also these hippie ass parents 100% should have the presence of mind to send this kid to therapy
— 7 hours, 35 min ago
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lime
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hey so I know that the message here is prob that Hazel shouldn't be judgmental of her ex friend for having a social life without her, but I think the actual takeaway is that Hazel has bad judgment and taste in friends and her old friends are dogshit
— 7 hours, 35 min ago
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lime
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um survey time: would you let your grade school aged child hold your stillborn baby
— 12 hours, 10 min ago
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lime
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unexpected Zelda namedrop right when I started Ocarina
— 12 hours, 19 min ago
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lime
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I'm a soldier braving a cold and children's fiction is all this congested brain can process
— 12 hours, 25 min ago
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