Status Updates From Gilgamesh

Ooh, I like the part where he becomes a human sail.

Apparently there's a word limit on status updates. Who knew? Anyhow, I feel like I should be taking this more seriously but I cannot help being tremendously amused by it.
The fact that I am writing myself a humorous little synopsis of it is probably not helping. It is incredibly fun though.

Am I the only one who finds it terribly entertaining that the whole beginning is just about how great and perfect and amazing Gilgamesh and Enkidu are and then they proceed to chop down some random forests and slaughter some folks and then the Gods are like 'woah woah woah there. One of y'all needs to die now'.