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"and nothing but death can ever make me part with you. For if it be possible I am every day more and more yours."

God these bitches GAY

"For be assured, if you should ever do so cruel a thing as to leave me, from that moment I shall never enjoy one quiet hour. And should you do it without asking my consent (which if I ever give you, may I never see the face of heaven) I will shut myself up, and never see the world more, but live where I may be forgotten by human kind."

JESUS CHRIST QUEEN ANNE

"And there is no misery I cannot readily resolve to suffer, rather than the thought of parting from you. And I do swear, I would sooner be torn in pieces, than alter this my resolution."

"I confess, I long to see you, but am not so unreasonable to desire that satisfaction till it is easy to you. I wish with all my soul, that you may not be a prophetess, and that it may be soon in our power to enjoy one another's company, more than it has been of late, which is all I covet in this world."

And they say romance is dead

Haha! When William ate all the peas so Anne couldn't have any!