Status Updates From The Happy Man

I take it back, I hate these men.

JUST TWO GROWN MEN TALKING ABOUT THEIR INTERESTS!!! TWO GROWN MEN GOING OUT FOR DINNER TOGETHER BUT NOT EXPLICITLY SAYING THEY WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH ONE ANOTHER!!!!!!! PLEEEEAAAASE LET THEM BE TOGETHER FOREVER!!!!!!!!!

So far this book is about a bored, married, adult man living a highly privileged upper middle class life in California. It would be unbearable if it wasn't for the crushingly awkward yearning between himself and his new neighbor, another rich man, for a completely normal friendship. It is embarrassing. PLEASE let these men express their feelings, oh my GOD.