Status Updates From Far From the Madding Crowd ...

I need more of Bathsheba. She's like the only interesting character here

"The throw was the idea of a man conjoined with the execution of a woman. No man who had ever seen bird, rabbit, or squirrel in his childhood, could possibly have thrown with such utter imbecility as was shown here."

Male authors really can't resist showing that they're men huh