Status Updates From Gabe (Reed Security #11)

“Woman, you have more hair on your legs than I do.”
“I do not!”
I yanked her pant leg up again and pointed to the fur coat on her leg. “It looks like you killed a bear and made a second skin out of his fur.”

“That’s what women call it. When you go to someone’s house and they ask you to bring a dish, they mean a dish of food.”
“Do I look like a fucking woman to you? Do I look like the type of guy that would know what the fuck ‘a dish’ is, besides the obvious?”
“Man, if you’re ever gonna get a woman to settle down with, you’re going to have to learn their lingo, A dish means food, unless it means a dish.”