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“You say that as if it was a marriage of love and devotion. As if my dick didn’t suffer severely anytime I had to stick it in that cesspool of a pussy.”

This is vaguely ominous and eerie, I’m so here for it

If the bulge that I’d felt between Alaric’s legs was anything to go off, he was very blessed in that department, which should have been a given.
It would be a sin for a man to look like him and have a small dick.