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the problem with books like this is they leave all the drama you know is coming, to the last 25% of the book. And so the ending makes you anxious instead of excited. things should be wrapping up at this point, not going downhill.

“Thanks for having us. I haven’t had an uncomfortable family Thanksgiving like that in years.”

“This is just awkward because I don’t know where it’s going to be appropriate to start calling Mr. Hunt daddy. Like at school, or just at home?”

😂😂💀

Oh no. I hope this isn’t another forbidden relationship type. I didn’t really like the way the first one was handled.

“I was surprised to discover that most of the real-time buzz on basketball occurs over Twitter. Apparently, it is the players’ and commentators’ social media of choice. For this reason, I too have joined the Twitter.”

The Twitter 😂😂😂

“Mom cocked her head to the side as if she found it unfathomable that another human didn’t think I was as great as she did. These were the side effects of being an only child.”

“On Wikipedia, under “Awesome Mom” you could find her picture. No literally, you could find her picture. Every year for mother’s day I edit the entry to feature Elizabeth Crawford.”

"It didn’t take a detective to pick up on the fact that I’d spent the entire practice staring at Mackey like he were the second coming of Zac Efron."

So cute. Loving it so far. Perfect to pull me out of a reading slump!!