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he starts to make increasingly outlandish guesses as to where we’re going.
“Stop!” I say in the end, laughing. “We are not joining the circus and training the sea lions to eat Patrick.”
He wrinkles his nose. “I can’t believe that wasn’t even on your radar. Within two minutes of meeting him I’d thought up four very creative ways to murder him.”

Loved it and wished it was a longer book.

*4 Stars*

This is cute and fun!
There's also Gabe and Dylan from Rule Breaker!! <3
Must Gabe's first appearance always him firing someone from their job, though? lol

It's like his story and Rule Breaker weren't written by the same person :/

On blind dining -

“And you’re paying money for that? I did that last week when we had a power cut. I didn’t realise it was fine dining.”

This whole exchange:

- That went well.
- You think?
- Yep. I’m actually in awe of the way you stay friends with your exes.
- I know. It’s a real problem. I’m running out of room for all my friends.
- Maybe I can make space in my drool-ridden corner of your life.

🤣🤣

Oh Gabe!! 😍

“Text me when you’re done,” he bosses me. “And if the argument gets heated and you have to give him some home truths, will you record it? EastEnders has been very tame lately.”

😂😂

Patrick the ex is obviously horrible, with his cheating and shallowness, but Mick is kind of a shitty boyfriend too: who plans for Valentine's day a series of things that they acknowledge the other person would hate?

Super sweet (and super short) story. Loved Archie and his Mick. Just wish we got more of them.

This is weird. The book is opening on my Kindle at 83% ! Even telling it to go to the beginning it goes to 83%! I'm having to just click the turn page backwards button over and over again.