Status Updates From Don Quixote

"But our decadent age does not deserve to enjoy the good that was enjoyed in the days when knights errant took it as their responsibility to bear on their own shoulders the defense of kingdoms, the protection of damsels, the safeguarding of orphans and wards, the punishment of the proud and the rewarding of the humble".

"At least, Sancho, -- I want you to see me naked and performing one or two dozen mad acts, which will take me less than half an hour--"
"For the love of God, Señor, don't let me see your grace naked, for that will make me feel so bad I won't be able to stop crying,"

don quijote vede oceani lì dove ci sono semplici pozzanghere, e sancho panza ne ha le palle piene