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"And girlfriend, you don't need beauty sleep to fix that face! You need to HIBERNATE! Until next SPRING!"

The comebacks in this book are so cheesy I love them 😭

"OMG!! MACKENZIE!! IT'S YOUR... NOSE!! I can't believe it. Your NOSE!!"
"WHATS WRONG WITH MY NOSE?!"
"IT'S IN MY BUSINESS! AGAIN!"

🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏

"The social medium? Dad, what are you talking about?"

"You know, the Instachat, the Snapgram, the Facedriends, and Tweetering!"


😭😭😭

"The GOOD NEWS is that the whole crush thing is mostly just harmless fun 🙂! Your crush will probably NEVER even know you're actually crushing on 'em.

But the BAD NEWS is that even the mildest crush can potentially evolve into a CRUSH-ITIS CRISIS! And when that happens, you could possibly LOSE. YOUR. MIND!!..."


Wise words Nikki 👏

Stole this from my sisters backpack and am now re-reading it. Peak nostalgia <33

falling in love with this series bc i could never find all the books as a 3rd grader 3 doing it for lil ruru