Status Updates from All Editions of 皇上別鬧 Stop Bothering Me, Emperor (ebook)

Morphing_kashi is 97% done

“Mr Song,will you, from this day forth,stay by his side, in sickness and in health, for richer,for poorer, reject intimacy with any other man and woman, not engage in a cold war even when you argue, return to the shared bedroom to sleep on time, and furthermore forgive Mr Yu for occasionally making trouble for no reason?”
[..]Who would have these sorts of things in their wedding vows?

Some people never change

— May 17, 2025 01:23PM Add a comment

Morphing_kashi is 77% done

“Chairman, we’re currently at work. Don’t disrupt things.”
“What disrupting will there be?” Yu Tang crossed his long legs and looked at him with cold eyes.
“If your subordinates saw us…” Song Xiao turned his head to look at Dugu An, only to discover that the loyal secret guard had mysteriously disappeared along with his desk.

Not the desk too. 🤣

— May 17, 2025 01:21PM Add a comment

Morphing_kashi is 72% done

“What do we do now?” Scarface scratched his head. The hostages were missing, and so was the phone.
“We can Google the Yu family’s phone number.” A lightbulb went off in the tall man’s head.

Smart bandit is smart.

— May 17, 2025 01:21PM Add a comment

Morphing_kashi is 41% done

Clause 98: If Party B is pregnant after the termination of the contract, he is not allowed to run away with the child, and must return to Party A’s side to get married!
[..]Song Xiao looked at His Majesty the emperor[..]. “Party B is male; how can he get pregnant?”
“It’s just a precaution, like the fine print in a contract; it has to be written down clearly.”

Must cover all possibilities.

— May 17, 2025 01:20PM Add a comment

Morphing_kashi is 35% done

At home, His Majesty the emperor threw down his computer mouse.
What sticky gong? Zhen is so heavenly and imperious; it’s clearly the empress who’s more sticky to zhen! Panting with rage, Yu Tang picked up his phone and called Song Xiao.
“Are you home? Didn’t you say that you would give zhen a call once you got back?” Yu Tang unhappily said.

Whatever you say, your Majesty.

— May 17, 2025 01:18PM Add a comment

Morphing_kashi is starting

“Aiya, how could tabloids be believed? Last year, it was said that our hospital had transfused blood to a type-AB patient through infusing type-A blood through the left hand and type-B blood through the right hand,”

Don't trust the tabloids.

— May 17, 2025 01:16PM Add a comment