Status Updates From Engaged to the Earl (Penhal...

9:56 Helen is so childish and for no reason. She’s just a spoiled brat. HELEN IS UNHAPPY BECAUSE BC SHE FEELS ENTITLED. Although I was expecting her and the French guy, I dislike her a great deal

9:09 took long enough. Poor Julian just doesn’t understand

7:10 if only he was honest with Gwenny about his feelings she’d 100% leave the Earle but Christopher is just so nice

7:01 Christopher and Gwendolyn are my favorite by far. They’re both so funny and real

Wedding on the moon and eat cheese to not bother with menu planning is so funny

“Are you angry with me still?” SIR YOU JUST TRIED HAVING YOUR WAY WITH HER ON THE FLOOR. Julian is so dense. I don’t like him. She’s not truly interested and if he paid just a smidgeon of attention to her and any of her reactions he’d realize it.

6:29 Julian likes the idea of her and needs to grow a pair and tell his mom no. I think he lowkey manipulates her with how whenever she asks him something or has an issue he tells her how beautiful she is and how much he loves her. And now he’s making it sexual when by her inner monologue she’s so not interested and he’s just clueless or doesn’t care enough to pay attention to her. AND ON THE FLOOR

5:50 Helen acts like a child whose never been told no or disciplined

5:19 no no no the only way this will be remotely acceptable is if she breaks off her engagement immediately after. But I think Christopher is of the right mind

5:16 Christopher and Gwenny are my favorite couple. It’s taken forever but I think it’s speeding up. (She’s not cheating… yet)

4:15 Helen is a child and annoying and I don’t think the Earle and Gwenny are well suited

2:01 there’s something about the Earle that’s rubbing me the wrong way. He has to be different than he’s portraying himself

0:13 she reminds me of Wendy from Peter Pan and also I’m glad he’s only 3 years older bc for a second I was worried