Status Updates From The Twisted Ones

Should I assume this ends with fire?

She TOLD you that. You didn't even have to infer! She told you! Jesus flipping christ

As someone who grew up with hounds and who has a border collie right now: I don’t need to get any further to believe the story would be wildly different with a border collie instead of a coonhound lmfaoooo

Spoooooopy

Was ANYONE surprised by the white stone?

And that stone carving on the goat property is going to be relevant, right?

The insistence that magic would be stumped by an IUD strikes me as exceptionally odd. Maybe the character is supposed to be clinging to any reassurance she can—but since she's supposed to be writing about these events after the fact, it feels dumb (especially since it has come up at least twice).