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Why did everyone think woody Allen was a genius (I know why, I still don’t think Annie hall was a good moviegoer

BUT SHES IN LOVE so it’s fine I get it

Rejecting to hangout at Elvis’s house before he died would’ve followed me forever

Turned into Dracula is crazy

Imagine my surprise reading Robert De Niro is in this.

Imagine Marlon Brando telling you to look inside yourself and reject you, and you’re telling the world

Her current bf is a pedo, an abuser, an asshole, and a cheater and she’s like we make up and fuck so it’s okay! STAND UP!!!

She’s had a very interesting life but also it’s so male centered it makes me wanna shake her

Randomly opened up to the exact page I was looking for LETS GOOO

Didn’t dog ear my page like usual so no idea where I’m actually at now

TOUCH DOWNNNN

Mick Jagger passing by right after Jimmy Page broke up with her…I’d believe in god forever

Listen if jimmy page was ghosting me, and mick jagger -who I’ve wanted to sleep with since hitting puberty- was licking my inner thighs begging for me…she’s making me soooo mad being devoted to a rockstar that carries whips in his bag for SEX while on tour like diva take your shot, you owe nothing to this man and he’s love bombing you…MICK IS YOUR DREAM AHHH