Status Updates From Child Star

And I stopped reading to look this up and received confirmation that this is a fictional graphic novel. Feeling smart.

the superfan's wife is speaking so real rn. but omg

omg part 3?! lemme see lemme see!

wow so owen was jus depressed and stopped caring for himself and his diabetes,, and then robin found him dead on the couch. sick.

woww so he has ed and claims that god doesn't want him to have sex. sad case. he's so enamored with his tv image but still loves acting "childish" (playing with his toys and stuff).. lemme see book almost over hopefully they spell it all out for me lol

wow so okay some guy on the show was crazy drunk tryna get him to drink too but he refused.. as well as he actually sued the guy (they settled) for having him in a drunken headlock. crazy stuff.

wow okay so met robin the second wife.. they were having crazy arguments over his toy collection addiction. this is obvi related to his childhood trauma and i think specifically when his dad told him not to play w toys and shit. wow. and now a reality show that saved the marriage ? lets see..

"those are real life consequences you're talking about king, this is make believe" HUHHH.
and now hes a man of god.. lets see

omg owen got a real job?? crazy

okay so i think im putting it together. the big issue with owen's identity as a child actor was that because he never really grew, he couldn't have a "breakout" from his child star era and do something like really sexy or violent or whatever. he never got that so hes stuck in a childs place, this has gotta affect him so bad cuz he turning down lap dances and stuff , crazy but lemme read and think .

mkay so owen made a little bit of headway when he moved back to la after his wife left him.. he was making cameos and stuff but he still hated his life and wanted to work so bad.. and his resented this other child star "max" who is really dion jaffe. dion had a good relationship with his parents unlike owen and they never stole from dion. good for dion, i like him rn.

okay so owen appeared on some talk show with other child actors talking abt their lives and whatnot. crazy stuff. also owen had crazy anger issues, almost hit sheila sometimes and he'd yell, throw things and whatnot. she left him. good for her i guess but she can't sit here in my face and act like she aint groom dude like okay.. sex or not thats still very incorrect.

wow so .. apparently owen and the cleaning lady ran off together and it was "real love". shelia also says that her and owen were never EVER physical. no kisses and no sex. crazy. she thinks he was insecure but "who knows". and the parents really stole all his money (MILLIONS!!) and all owen got was 120K. i'm not on anybody's side like everyone sucks rn but wow.. crazy tale wild turn of events.

OWENS FIRST WIFE INTRO?? SHE HAD A COMPANY AND WAS LIKE, THE FAMILY MAID?!? OMGGLEMME READ

and omg owen's not "cute" anymore. sad case for dude but omg who cares i need to see him rot idk

wow. so because owens new movie with that kid levi after his show got cancelled flopped, he left his parents and sued?! crazy. omg. i hope the rest of the "everyone's friend" cast is doing good. especially the women and kevin.
welp, time for "part 2" lets see what happens..