Status Updates From Little Weirds

its like she speaks to my soul

“‘Magical.’ — Mindy Kaling.” — Me

Let’s see how weird this book really is.

i would die for miss slate

she imagines so many different scenarios where she dies that it's almost concerning. why does she imagine so many scenarios like this for herself? what is her obsession with ceasing to exist? i want to be inside her mind all the time.

This is gonna be a quick one I can tell.