Status Updates From The Portable Dorothy Parker

Wondering if there's already a band called Nietzche and the Happiness Boys; if not, audition signups are on the music room door for tomorrow at lunch.

It is also extremely fucking funny how bad she hates A.A. Milne. It is so weird to see her attacking him for being a children's author. Wild to realize that somebody so foundational to the modern childhood was once a probably-annoying guy to run into at parties.

My God she's so damn relatable. I said all of this when I was trying to learn French!

I can't help but think Rory Gilmore, being influenced by Dorothy Parker, renowned reviewer, wrote her skewering review of the ballet and Logan's party.

Dorothy Parker would be so canceled today.