Status Updates From Sanctuary (Dark Planet Warr...

nvm I take it back but the buddy could at least be a little nicer about his communication skills??

“Have I ever disappointed you, wife?”
My eyes narrow. I try to think of even one such example.
I can’t.
And he knows it.'

sir your ATTITUDE is disappointing me don't' tell me the greatest baddest bestest military planner forgot the ANNUAL EVENT his wife does all in the name of "it's a surprise you can't keep these plans you made" bruh

I do love how Rykal is the more adaptable one, considering he's howling with laughter right now when the most these silver boys do is MAYBE smile

this is unexpectedly a christmas book I guess so that's seasonally appropriate for me . . . just absolutely unplanned xD

the problem with returning to "beloved" couples is that there's a chance the loving, tender relationship you built in the beginning begins to sour and turn toxic . . . as it's kinda happening now

Tarak, she's absolutely allowed to cry around you; she's your mf wife don't you dare tell her she's not allowed to cry when you're around that's bad masculinity it's not loving

'Water from the sky. Huh.
It was a strange sensation indeed.
An Earthly sensation.'

oh geez MORE of the first couple wow