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Ignore the name typo😕. Get over it. Move on.

I have never been a huge makeup and skin care person, though looking at myself in the mirror the last few days, those ads on YouTube for magic things that erase dark circles have really been grabbing my attention. Anyways, was/is smoothing whale semen (yes you read that correctly) into your skin an actual thing? Has anyone heard of this? First thought is yuck. Second is how would you even get access to this.

I want a third floor ballroom to use as a painting studio. Oh how grand that would be. Part library. Huge comfy chair. A table for puzzles for when I have enough energy for those. It would be marvelous. Simply marvelous. And I would love an Aggie.