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Before entering the office, he read one of the humorous advertisements Francine had put up on the wall to amuse people and remind them of something they so easily forgot: that you don't have to be serious all the time.
Here is the text of the sign Dwayne read:
You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it certainly helps.

He did not know that human beings could be dropped dead by a single idea as easily as by cholera or the bubonic plague. There was no immunity on Earth to twisted ideas.