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I love them all damn it

When Ambiades leaned in over his guard and whacked him on the head, I winced.
“Are you all right?” Ambiades dropped his sword, looking concerned. “I thought that you would block that.” He put his hand up to rub Sophos’s head, but Pol pushed him back.

Bro why was this so soft 😭🥰

O meu humor negro anda tão mau e tão sem filtro que, quando comentaram que um gajo que eu conhecia, que morreu num acidente de carro, tinha começado a fumar pouco antes de morrer, eu mandei imediatamente um “fumar mata”

Absolutamente nenhum instinto de autopreservação social

I've known Sophos for about 3 minutes but he's a sweetheart

Surprisingly very into it

Want to know what's worse than a bad person? Someone who is bad but believes they are good and righteous.

CUNT

Baela and Helaena burned the cunt harder than Sunfyre ever could

lmao not Emma

The only good thing about this show are the actors - I'm excited for Zelda, I bought Edwin Drood on DVD, I'm rewatching The Great, I might pick up Slow Horses.

And I may joke and rage as a joke here, but the writers and the fandom are so abysmally bad they deserve each other.

Sleeping soundly knowing Ser Gwayne is alive and well for another 2 years

queen of cunts jesus fucking christ

Cackling at Rhaenyra lmao ridiculous bitch

I like Gen.