Status Updates From Strange Planet (Strange Pla...

I don’t like the filler pages that are just one panel of a comic strip that we haven’t seen yet. Also just found out the author is a big shlub

“Right before we rest our bones, we open our mouths to brush our stones. We need our stones to bite and shred, this keeps them firmly in our head. We scrub until we make them shine, and when we are done, we can recline.” (Unknown page number)

I feel like I’m going crazy, I keep picking books that don’t have page numbers! Everything needs page numbers!
(Also, sidenote: I am in the middle of Resident Alien right now, and Harry and these aliens sound similar. Such humor.)