Status Updates From L’uomo perfetto è un bugiar...

Not even 5% in, and I already feel a 1-star review coming based on the hypocritical jackass of a male lead alone. You can either think that money and the trappings of money don't define someone's worth and make them worthy of respect, or you can think you're better than everyone with less money than you. Thinking the first only applies to you makes you an idiot and an asshole.

Instead of wasting 30 minutes writing out all the back-n-forth text messages it takes to explain there was a tire blow out - you could spend 1 minute writing "I had to help my sister after she had a flat tire".

TEXANS DO NOT SOUND LIKE THAT!! OMG I'm going to have to switch to the paper book. I don't think I'll survive this. I'm a Texan. I've lived in West Texas. I've dated a roughneck. WE DON'T TALK LIKE THAT. This dude sounds like Forrest Gump. JFC.