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Lula Lina
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DEATH AND ALBERT WOOOOOOOO !!!! 😁😁😁😁
AND the Death of Rats !! 😁😁
— May 10, 2026 10:55PM
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AND the Death of Rats !! 😁😁
Bobby Ingram
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Daily Death:
And I must say it’s a bit much of you to come here and gloat and eat prawns at me.’
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
‘Just because I’m being hanged in the morning, I mean.’
ARE YOU? THEN I SHALL LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING HOW YOU ESCAPED. I’M DUE TO MEET A MAN IN . . . IN . . . Death’s eyesockets glowed as he interrogated his memory. AH, YES . . . INSIDE A CROCODILE. SEVERAL HUNDRED MILES AWAY, I BELIEVE.
— May 10, 2026 11:28AM
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And I must say it’s a bit much of you to come here and gloat and eat prawns at me.’
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
‘Just because I’m being hanged in the morning, I mean.’
ARE YOU? THEN I SHALL LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING HOW YOU ESCAPED. I’M DUE TO MEET A MAN IN . . . IN . . . Death’s eyesockets glowed as he interrogated his memory. AH, YES . . . INSIDE A CROCODILE. SEVERAL HUNDRED MILES AWAY, I BELIEVE.
Bobby Ingram
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Daily Death:
And I must say it’s a bit much of you to come here and gloat and eat prawns at me.’
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
‘Just because I’m being hanged in the morning, I mean.’
ARE YOU? THEN I SHALL LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING HOW YOU ESCAPED. I’M DUE TO MEET A MAN IN . . . IN . . . Death’s eyesockets glowed as he interrogated his memory. AH, YES . . . INSIDE A CROCODILE. SEVERAL HUNDRED MILES AWAY, I BELIEVE.
— May 10, 2026 11:23AM
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And I must say it’s a bit much of you to come here and gloat and eat prawns at me.’
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
‘Just because I’m being hanged in the morning, I mean.’
ARE YOU? THEN I SHALL LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING HOW YOU ESCAPED. I’M DUE TO MEET A MAN IN . . . IN . . . Death’s eyesockets glowed as he interrogated his memory. AH, YES . . . INSIDE A CROCODILE. SEVERAL HUNDRED MILES AWAY, I BELIEVE.
Bobby Ingram
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Daily Footnote:
Again, when people like Mrs Whitlow use ["savages"] they are not, for some inexplicable reason, trying to suggest that the subjects have a rich oral tradition, a complex system of tribal rights and a deep respect for the spirits of their ancestors. They are implying the kind of behaviour more generally associated, oddly enough, with people wearing a full suit of clothes, often with the same insignia.
— May 09, 2026 09:24AM
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Again, when people like Mrs Whitlow use ["savages"] they are not, for some inexplicable reason, trying to suggest that the subjects have a rich oral tradition, a complex system of tribal rights and a deep respect for the spirits of their ancestors. They are implying the kind of behaviour more generally associated, oddly enough, with people wearing a full suit of clothes, often with the same insignia.
Bobby Ingram
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Daily Rincewind:
‘Haven’t you noticed that by running away you end up in more trouble?’
‘Yes, but, you see, you can run away from that, too,’ said Rincewind. ‘That’s the beauty of the system. Dead is only for once, but running away is for ever.’
‘Ah, but it is said that a coward dies a thousand deaths, while a hero dies only one.’
‘Yes, but it’s the important one.’
— May 07, 2026 03:53AM
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‘Haven’t you noticed that by running away you end up in more trouble?’
‘Yes, but, you see, you can run away from that, too,’ said Rincewind. ‘That’s the beauty of the system. Dead is only for once, but running away is for ever.’
‘Ah, but it is said that a coward dies a thousand deaths, while a hero dies only one.’
‘Yes, but it’s the important one.’
Lula Lina
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Australia (Discworld's Version)
Enjoying it so far!!
— May 05, 2026 11:14PM
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Enjoying it so far!!
Bobby Ingram
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Daily Terry:
He hated weapons, and not just because they’d so often been aimed at him. People shot you instantly if they thought you were going to shoot them. But if you were unarmed, they often stopped to talk. Admittedly, they tended to say things like, ‘You’ll never guess what we’re going to do to you, pal,’ but that took time. And Rincewind could do a lot with a few seconds. He could use them to live longer in.
— May 05, 2026 07:37PM
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He hated weapons, and not just because they’d so often been aimed at him. People shot you instantly if they thought you were going to shoot them. But if you were unarmed, they often stopped to talk. Admittedly, they tended to say things like, ‘You’ll never guess what we’re going to do to you, pal,’ but that took time. And Rincewind could do a lot with a few seconds. He could use them to live longer in.
Bobby Ingram
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Daily Pratchett:
Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Metres, the Mile, the Marathon – he’d run them all. Later, when he’d learned with some surprise what the word actually meant, he’d been equally certain he wasn’t one. He was a person who divided the world quite simply into people who were trying to kill him and people who weren’t.
— May 05, 2026 06:06PM
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Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Metres, the Mile, the Marathon – he’d run them all. Later, when he’d learned with some surprise what the word actually meant, he’d been equally certain he wasn’t one. He was a person who divided the world quite simply into people who were trying to kill him and people who weren’t.
