Status Updates From The Rose

THIS WAS AMAZING? Omgosh this is just amazing??? Why is this so incrediblg good?? 5- no 10 whole stars what? I think i genuinely fell in love somehow

The first book was so crazy that I can't even rate it. But this book is so so much fun

Wait why is this so good in all the right way??

😳 oh I have stumbled across a gold mine with this one because did I just giggle like a girl outloud 😩 good stuff good stuff.

I want to test my sanity (but mostly I want to giggle like a girl)

well shits about to go down

babe, if mona and spencer ever found out you were running an escort agency, they would probably be proud of you and fund your agency 😭

“He loves me because I’m so badly behaved, not in spite of it. As a good husband should. Or a wicked whore of a husband like mine.”
“Your father might be a handsome whore but he’s also the love of my life, the father of my children, my best friend and, well, all the clichés.” TIFFANYYY WHEN I CATCH YOU TIFFANY 😭🫵🏻

“Walk through any art gallery of Renaissance paintings and it’s a history of rape on the walls. They adored subjects where women were being hunted, chased, kidnapped, raped. The artists wanted to enshrine male power over women.” THANK YOU TIFFANY REISZ 👑

mark my words. no harm shall come to the Godwicks or else i will have their head 🔪🔪🔪

whatever dislike to lovers ariadne n dionysus have going on here, i love it