Status Updates From The Homestuck Epilogues

Free me pls

RIP dirk you would have loved the smiths

dirk 💀

why is jade like that

Got the physical copy we’re so back

Got to the second page and the website broke

OH SHIT???wtf?? kanaya and rose's kid and john and roxy's kid r together or smthn??

okay wtf 10 year timeskip?

god poor john
i was told candy was supposed to have a happier ending- and dont get me wrong im not done with it yet but itts just

all of this is just so horrible :(

as much as meenah is a bad person shes a kickass character like yessss girl join the fucking troll revolution or whatever
finally some mfs i can root for

terezi dont die please omg

oh my god jane you cant just shout abt jake not being good in bed in front of everyone

jesus christ id lose my shit dude what the fuck is jade doing what did they do to her why is she being written like this ohmygod

hell yea karkat u tell her

this is NOT the jade i know and love

ok im reading candy now

damn bruh i’m on a roll fr. just finished meat. y’all just now realized dirk is the problem. god damn it. anyways i expected it to be worse and yes while it was a frown town it was not as bad as i thought it’d be and i am grateful. i must sleep now. good night 😵

john Nooo ☹️☹️☹️

okay bruh i thought this shit would be way worse i'm reading the meat epilogue rn and i have like 10 chapters left out of 43 on this side. i don't have my hopes up but i am grateful it's not as bad as i expected.

"Motherfucker literally just told him to think of the economy." damn bruh thats crazy

"You spend several pregnant moments saying nothing at all in response to this. You examine Rose’s supine, languid form on the couch, optimistic that she will continue speaking any moment now."

i beg your fucking pardon?

i hope the exhausting narrative hyper- complexity and never-ending deaths of the author and collaborative messy horrible fandom insertion destroys the earth and me with it I literally don’t know where to even begin with this shit

I'm mentally ill