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Helen: I wish I were dead
Priam: Wow these Greek men are such hunks!

paris being that one guy that nobody can fucking stand

I really love how absolutely no one, except Aphrodite, even likes Paris. The Greeks hate him because he stole Helen, his family hates him because he stole Helen and caused all this war. Even Helen hates Paris for being a coward who shies away from the fight he started, and she hates him for kidnapping her. Helen consistently compares Paris to Menelaus and consistently concludes that Paris sucks.

♡ CANTO IV: VIOLACIÓN DE LOS JURAMENTOS - AGAMENÓN REVISTA LAS TROPAS.

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♡ CANTO III: JURAMENTOS - CONTEMPLANDO DESDE LA MURALLA - COMBATE SINGULAR DE ALEJANDRO Y MENELAO.

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♡ CANTO II: SUEÑO - BEOCIA O CATALOGO DE LAS NAVES.

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♡ CANTO II: JURAMENTOS - CONTEMPLANDO DESDE LA MURALLA - COMBATE SINGULAR DE ALEJANDRO Y MENELAO.

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I’ve had to take a few breaks to read something not about war but still making good progress here.

That was a lot of names and cities… am I supposed to remember them all???